One Who Wanders (abiona) wrote,
One Who Wanders
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Dude.

Our cafeteria is not entirely carpeted. There is a section, near the door, which has red tile (a kind that gets quite slippery when wet) ... this section happens to be, for better or worse, right by where you take your tray to send it in to be washed.

I just performed TEH MOSTEST AMAZING FALL ever right there. I mean, seriously, that was one totally graceful fall, and I didn't take any damage (at least, I feel fine!). The plate on my tray, on the other hand, shattered on the tile with quite a loud noise, and the plastic cup also made its fall quite well known to the entire cafeteria.

They clapped and shouted. They always do this when some unfortunate soul happens to attract their attention by dropping plates, but I'm gonna pretend that it's because my particular show was stellar. GO ME!
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