One Who Wanders (abiona) wrote,
One Who Wanders
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So I went into work today, and discovered that not only was the alarm system not armed, but the door had been left unlocked. As a precaution, the security guard went in first and walked through the museum while I checked the log, seeing who had been in here last. After he finished one round, I started walking around to check if the artifacts were all there. He was walking behind me, and all of the sudden, he said, "Do you work out?"

... no.

"Just relying on genetics, huh?"

I bet he was staring at my rear. What is it with creepy old security guard men hitting on me??
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