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14 March 2004 @ 01:07 pm
So I went into work today, and discovered that not only was the alarm system not armed, but the door had been left unlocked. As a precaution, the security guard went in first and walked through the museum while I checked the log, seeing who had been in here last. After he finished one round, I started walking around to check if the artifacts were all there. He was walking behind me, and all of the sudden, he said, "Do you work out?"

... no.

"Just relying on genetics, huh?"

I bet he was staring at my rear. What is it with creepy old security guard men hitting on me??
Current Mood: grossed out
seppukudoll on March 14th, 2004 11:29 am (UTC)
Because you have a really fine one. Hee hee, I think old guys just have a thing for younger women in general. That's why phedopelia is disturbing all the same.
One Who Wanders: angryabiona on March 14th, 2004 12:12 pm (UTC)
Surprisingly, there is one visitor here at the museum right now ... he isn't old, but he's flirting with me. Dammit dammit dammit. I'm not in the mood for it right now. XD; I just want him to go away ... I've already had to tell him not to touch the artifacts. D'oh!
Fish: playing koi (coy)kayay on March 14th, 2004 01:25 pm (UTC)
"Don't touch the artifacts."

Creepy guy translates it to: "Omg I want you, but I'm just playing hard to get."
One Who Wanders: did i tell youabiona on March 14th, 2004 03:54 pm (UTC)
He was attired in a blue dress shirt, black tie, black slacks ... and blue high-top tennis shoes. I suppose they did match his shirt. x_X
Silvermasksilvermask on March 14th, 2004 03:20 pm (UTC)
"don't touch the artifacts, buster!"
I can so see you saying that. XD
One Who Wanders: blahabiona on March 14th, 2004 03:52 pm (UTC)
The large room that the museum is housed in has a very booming echo to it if you project just right, one that makes your voice seem very deep and mighty ...

"We would prefer it if you did not touch the artifacts."

Michael Banu :): dorkm_banu on March 14th, 2004 01:57 pm (UTC)
Would you prefer if he hadn't hit on you?

"Do you work out?"


"Didn't think so. Sheesh."

One Who Wanders: fatabiona on March 14th, 2004 03:51 pm (UTC)
I would have preferred it if he hadn't said a thing. : P Let me in the building, see that I'm safe, make the usual inquiries about the low number of visitors, and then leave.
El Duderino, if you're into brevitythrames on March 14th, 2004 04:59 pm (UTC)
Wait, there's a museum in Decatur? Where?
One Who Wanders: amusedabiona on March 14th, 2004 06:51 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. XD The Birks Museum is located in the second floor of Gorin Hall, at MU. : D
El Duderino, if you're into brevitythrames on March 14th, 2004 09:14 pm (UTC)
You mean this town isn't completely filled with uncultured Philistines? Amazing! :D
LionBoogylionboogy on March 14th, 2004 08:43 pm (UTC)
Is there an reverberating echo in that museum? Because if there is, I'd like to stroll in there and go, "DAMN, Anne! You iz one HAWT HAWT SEXXAY gurl with a NICE ASS that shmigglez me Cocoa Puffs, werd!" haha
One Who Wanders: all smilesabiona on March 14th, 2004 08:50 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! I can just imagine you doing something like that, too. I think I may quote that in my User Info for kicks ...
LionBoogylionboogy on March 15th, 2004 02:09 am (UTC)
I shall write a thoughtful poem next time. hehe
El Duderino, if you're into brevity: Son of Asspope!thrames on March 14th, 2004 09:13 pm (UTC)
"shmigglez me Cocoa Puffs"?

Okay, I understood the rest of that, but, "shmigglez me Cocoa Puffs"? Okay, yeah, I'm going to have to say WTF to that one. It's like Lewis Black and the "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college" bit.

Aw, shit, I'm going to have an aneurysm sometime next week now.
LionBoogylionboogy on March 15th, 2004 05:56 am (UTC)
There is a story about when Anne secretly implanted a special "RND" chip in my head in order to study the human conscious in her effort to program some utilities for her robot. It had unfortunate setbacks due to minor electrical malfunctions, but nevertheless, it satiates her avid curiousity to understand the human mind.

Frosted Lucky Charms never tasted so magically delicious when you see Anne walking around with a flower on her head.
Liz: Tim! hidingladyaltara on March 15th, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
doode...I've been getting honked at by cars that drive by while I wait for my daughter's bus! You and me man, we could take over the world!
Today, I got whistled at. Whistled! And I mean, I have no makeup on, a hat and frumpy coat on, and I still get whistled at! WTF??
I think the male populace here is just desperate for attention. ANY attention *rolls eyes*
We'll just stab them all with sporks...yes my preciousss
Kain aka That Evil Guy: moonanikore on March 16th, 2004 04:09 pm (UTC)
like, get to the point
i know wtf he should've just said you had a fine ass