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20 April 2005 @ 12:49 am
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I believe that Tuesdays and Thursdays are far more doomy and to be dreaded than Mondays or Friday the 13ths. It's not something I usually pay much mind to except as a joke, but Today decided that It was THE day for this week's doom to start occurring! I started off by waking up absurdly early (five a.m.), and burning myself on the iron when I was making my skirt all pretty for the afternoon's interview. The burn currently looks something like a cross between a blister and a welt. It's only about a centimeter and doesn't really hurt anymore, but it is rather inconveniently located (almost on my largest joint on my index finger). I think what happened is exactly what happened with the paper cutter a couple years back ... I was paying attention to the object, but not enough attention to my body, and wound up smacking the back of my hand against the dangerous surface. Oh well ... in theory, through these sorts of trials, my instinct will evolve, and by the time I'm an aged lady with cats and a pink moped, I won't be accidentally injuring myself in this manner. Or maybe I'll have somehow chopped off both hands by that point in life, so the issue will be moot.

Anyway ...

I knew the location was in a "far away" suburb, in that vague I've-only-been-here-a-month-so-maybe-it-is-far-but-it-is-in-the-same-state? kind of way. Flattered that they called me twice, encouraged by the good half of my family (and feeling just a bit depressed that I am somehow over/under qualified for selling shoes), I agreed to an interview. Great! Now I just had to figure out how to get there, and how long that was going to take.

I had an idea of how to get there. Kind of. I also had a sneaking suspicion that it would take me rather longer than Mapquest suggested. Since I had nothing better to do and wanted to make a good impression, I decided to leave super-early (three hours) to make sure I arrived early/on time (wound up arriving an hour and a half early). I successfully transferred buses and found myself on the Express out to the airport, a location that I felt would serve well as an anchor to go from. It was in "that" direction, and I felt fairly certain that should I become completely lost, someone at an airport would know how to get somewhere.

The ride was pretty exciting at first, because I loved seeing the city from the other side of "the river." I know that there are three rivers here, but coming from an area with one major river (St. Joseph) and one damn big lake (Lake Michigan), I tend to lump the poor trio together in one singular watery mass. I felt a little more anxious when we took to the busway and the city began to drop away behind us ... without all the people, without all the strange, decrepit, and wonderful buildings, it was more like driving through Indiana. (Thanks to the hills, Southern Indiana ... but Indiana nonetheless.) Then we passed through a retail area where I spotted a JoAnn's and a Media Play, and this made me feel much better. But beyond that, it seemed mostly large businesses, highways, and a few houses, which were scattered here and there in the hilly woods.

Then, we got to the airport. Seeing it was pretty exciting too, though I did not go very far into it. It occurred to me that though getting from Point A to Point B had been easy, I really had no clue how I was going to get from Point B to Point C. I thought it was probably a better (though more expensive) idea to call for a taxi, and rely on the knowledge of the driver. It had to be more than mine, right?

It cost practically three dollars just to get out of the airport! I groaned to myself as his little meter ticked away, but this had the best chance of getting me to where I needed to go. As fate would have it, he didn't really know that much more about the place than I did, but we somehow managed to get to the Institute, a modern building and parking lots, perched on the very top of a hill.

I was there early. I was there sooooo early, but since I was out there and there was nothing else to do on that hill, I plucked up my nerve and went in anyway. The secretary greeted me, handed me an application to fill out (geh ... did I not submit a satisfactory resume?), and directed me to an empty conference room. As I dutifully copied my resume onto the app, a gentleman came in, greeted me, and started speaking about the Institute, its goals, the position I was applying for, etc. The interview did not formally get underway until a lady joined us. Though I had come so very early and was not on the schedule yet for another hour and a half, they went ahead right then and there. I shall hereafter refer to them as Mr. Carpenter and Mrs. Green.

I thought Mr. Carpenter liked me. We saw eye to eye on Frontpage (agreeing that it is evil and adds messy unnecessary junk into your HTML), programs of choice (using WordPad for coding, feeling that WYSIWYG editors do too much for you and sometimes fail you), and being PC/Mac compatible. It was harder to read Mrs. Green. She seemed friendly, but she is in Marketing ... and though stereotypes are not always true, I do have to wonder ... we marketing folks all seem friendly at first. Maybe she didn't like me at all? Oh well, nothing to do but look her in the eye and keep on trying to make it seem like I do actually know what I am doing.

I explained how I preferred cooperative environments over competitive ones, how the position sounded much like what I did for the Alumni and Development Department before I graduated, how I appreciated honesty, agreed that the webpage could use some improvements, how I would go about that process, how I could connect with the folks they recruit, etc. It was going smoothly, I thought! But THEN! A test of HTML knowhow! I was taken by surprise!

I took the paper, talked through it out loud as encouraged to, though I did keep several thoughts to myself, such as "Geh!! Forms!? On paper, unable to test and test again 'til the code functions true? Oh noes. Where is the error?" I circled things I did not immediately understand/remember to come back to later, though I don't know if that's what they saw in that. Though I rightly recognized that the example was not compatible with the Americans with Disabilities Act-thinger, my favored solutions for the problem were cosmetic, rather than structural. I felt very embarrassed about that.

Hobbies, why did you choose your university, what is a "blog," how do you think we can involve this in our outreach, etc., I did my best to answer the questions truthfully, but with a positive cast. We parted with smiles and handshakes, and I went outside to go sit in the sun. I realized that I have mixed feelings ... there's no guarantee that I will get the job, of course. If I am fortunate enough to defy my luck and obtain this position, I'll either have to be making hellaciously long/lucky commutes, or move. Moving would probably be the easiest solution, but it's strange ... while I am not yet emotionally bound to this old house, I really don't want to move that far out of the city. I don't like thinking of it. I have long dreamed of a yellow house on a hill, and though the area of the Institute is indeed full of hills ... it just somehow did not match. I didn't like looking out and seeing farmland. That's not what I'm here for.

I concluded today by spilling pickle juice on myself and reeking of salty dill.
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Current Music: "Still Day Beneath the Sun," Opeth
Ng-Master.  I prefer Dave, David, or DN.ngmaster on April 20th, 2005 10:53 am (UTC)
Job interviews can be a bit nerve wracking. When I read your entry, it reminded me a lot of my recent experiences in trying to find another job. A few months ago, I was on the hunt and there were plenty of times I felt a bit discouraged by the prospects I kept coming up with along with the interview process (still don't like where I am, but at least it pays the bills).

Your interview almost read verbatim what mine was like (substitute HTML quiz for ArcServe quiz and blog query for "cartoon character you're most like"... I chose Batman).

I truly hope it all goes well for you; you're capable of so much more than shoe sales.

And for the record, I never could get the hang of Thursdays either, or Tuesdays (I keep calling out sick both these days).
One Who Wanders: contemplativeabiona on April 20th, 2005 08:29 pm (UTC)
I don't know who I'd pick if asked a question like that. o_o
Katenyxdae on April 20th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm thinking of you! I hope it works out :)
One Who Wanders: determinedabiona on April 20th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
Alive = Something Working Out Eventually. XD
...hiphorrific on April 20th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC)
With an adventure like that it would be preposterous for you not have this come to fruition. It sounds like you did alright, though. I too am pulling for you.
Justin/Traize/Rumor/Twiggyrumor0ne on April 20th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
Wow...your entries are so..interesting. Its like reading a short story instead of just..a blog. Well, I hope you get what you want. I mean, I'd say I hope you get the job, but you're kinda reluctant, so...Yeah. As for the pickle juice, That sucks D:
One Who Wanders: all smilesabiona on April 20th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
It's good if I can make my dull life seem more interesting. ::laugh::
Justin/Traize/Rumor/Twiggyrumor0ne on April 21st, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC)
XD Your life really isn't all that dull. I mean, look at mine. Here look! "I woke up. I did some school work. I played some video games. I ate a few times. Time for a shower. Okay, bed time" See?
One Who Wanders: high ambitionabiona on April 22nd, 2005 03:39 am (UTC)
Life is as interesting as you make it.
whowantscookies on April 20th, 2005 03:41 pm (UTC)
Just as an FYI, if you're stumped in HTML like that again, you can hit me up for help, since I practically have the entire list memorized.

And in regards to the ADA-thinger, do you check sites for 508 compliance? Unless there's another standard that you go by?
One Who Wandersabiona on April 20th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
Thanks ... the test felt super-duper stumpy because forms are not something I have worked with recently. =_= In all honesty, my knowledge of how best to comply with the ADA-thinger is slim to none. When I worked on the Alumni and Development Center back at school, the basic criteria was, "Can a senior citizen see it in Netscape?" If so, it was good. ::laugh::
whowantscookies on April 21st, 2005 12:55 am (UTC)
-_- hardly standards for the disabled to work with. I've done more forms than there are people in China, so that's a non-issue.

Hit me up at 201-615-3315 if you're stumped, or bored and want to talk. The Chef is always 'round.
the ali: potter puppet palssingingraisin on April 20th, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC)
"someone at an airport would know how to get somewhere."

I like you, and the way you think. ^^
One Who Wanders: welding queenabiona on April 20th, 2005 08:28 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, thanks. It may not be the most effective thought process ever, but it keeps my approach to the problem interesting? XD
Emily: goddessetoileeyes on April 20th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
"Keeps fingers crossed for the job" Sounds like you are enjoying the city, I know I did. Hey, did you ever get my postcard??