I have a feeling I need to expand my "professional" wardrobe.
I think I'll settle for looking like a dork with a white socks/black pants/black shoes combo. I have a suspicion that banks would prefer a fairly high reading on the dorkmeter over a fairly high reading on the randomosity meter. Oh Lord, I look ridiculous. Maybe I really do belong in academics, where an inability to dress yourself fashionably is ... well, normal.
I just rolled over my toe with my chair! Go me! But I'm sure the blue sparkly nailpolish will hide any discoloration that might result!
[Edit: My printer has taken to expelling my printed resumes a considerable distance.]