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30 July 2005 @ 01:16 am
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In one of those random accidents that befall everyone, I managed to give myself two gashes on the top of my right foot. I will not describe the wounds in further detail. This is done partly for the sake of the supposedly squeamish, partly because my writing style may lead one to think that these wounds were more threatening than they actually were, and also because further information may reveal them to be insignificant, despite the blood that definitely oozed.

Because my attention was devoted to other things, it took me a full three or four minutes to realize that I was bleeding. My reaction was sudden, surprised, and full of profanities that I never utter in polite company (in most company at all, come to think of it). I had a love affair to sabotage: my plan was to find bandaids before Mrs. Gravity introduced Ms. Blood to Mr. Carpet, thereby preventing the two from becoming inseparable. My search did not find those little strips, but did find a gauze pad, so I grabbed a nearby red bandana and made do. I later found the desired box and replaced the hobo-without-socks look with three bandaids.

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Did you know that if you put lettuce in a ziploc bag and leave it in the fridge, it does not just rot? Ohhhhh no, it's actually much better than just that. Lettuce takes the process one step further and actually liquidifies.
 
 
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・ S O L D I E R ・ F I R S T ・ C L A S S ・cloud_strife on July 30th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC)
ouch o_O

and ew
Miss Belldandy: AAHHH!!kurthy133 on July 30th, 2005 07:09 am (UTC)
Wait.

liquifies?

Note to self: Be careful with lettuce.
DarkWolfskyknight on July 30th, 2005 02:46 pm (UTC)
lol i was actualy aware of this and creepy enough it gets worse with lettuce
Lokiateeq on July 30th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC)
Lord... I hate you skyknight!! >_<! You even have a picture of a wolf for your avatar!

Next thing I know, you'll be quoting Hachiroh Tohbe from Jinroh, "We are not men disguised as mere dogs-- we are wolves disguised as men.... It is only in tales written by men that the hunter kills the wolf in the end."

GOOD THING WE DON'T LOOK ALIKE IRL! GOOD THING! XD

Kidding man, <3 :P

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Anywho, Anne is a rabbit. :3 Hahahaha!
Fishkayay on July 31st, 2005 01:00 am (UTC)
How did you aquire the gashes?

As for the lettuce, try to wrap it in a bit of paper towels then put it in the ziplock bag. It'll eventually still liquify, but it takes a bit longer. If it does liquify, it makes a good gift to throw at people you dislike.
One Who Wanders: erkabiona on August 2nd, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC)
A sharp sliver of glass or plastic.
Katenyxdae on August 1st, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
ive seen that with lettuce too, makes you really think about life...

sorry you hurt your foot :(