So, I've decided that I'm actually going to send out holiday cards this year.

Please keep in mind that I send holiday cards, not Christmas cards. Since I consider the period of time between Halloween and New Year's to be chock full of holiday cheer, you could receive the missive sooner than expected or way, way later. They may or may not be hand-made, depending on the demand for them. Text contained within will be hand-written regardless.

Therefore, I need addresses, as tying a card to a balloon is not an effective means of postage, for my scribbles would be more likely to wind up in a whale's stomach than in your hands. All replies are screened and will only be seen by yours truly.