Yanno, I usually make resolutions such as, "I will stop being a dumbass." Maybe it would help if I refined that a little bit, focused on areas to improve ... you know, to give myself a more specific goal. Each little step contributes to an overall lessened level of dumbassery, yes?
Oooooh noooo! It's almost December! What the heck happened!? My calendar is still on October. I've got to start sewing or nothing will be remotely wearable by Katsucon.
1.) FACT: My head is leaking profusely.
2.) FACT: I am feeling light-headed.
3.) PROBABLY FACT: My brain is usually a heavy thing.
4.) BASELESS CONJECTURE: My grey matter must actually be green matter.
5.) RANDOM ASSUMPTION: The color green is usually stored in barrels.
CONCLUSION: The barrels in my skull must be draining and through the loss of brain matter, the load in my noggin is significantly lightened, hence the woozy sensation. Damn faulty logic!