2.) Why not just make it four hundred dollars even, curse you! Why not ask me for five hundred? Why not eat me alive!? What the hell have I done to January to cause this unprecedented onslaught of demand?
3.) I want to go outdoors and dunk my head into a snowdrift, but everything has melted. I guess I'll go for a walk instead.
4.) Time! Time! Time! I have to keep on reminding myself that I'm not going to die tomorrow. At least it's not likely that I will die tomorrow. I don't have eternity, but I do have time! Live, live, live! Please live!
5.) It seems clear to me now. I'm boring. You should have just told me.
6.) Why can't I rely on you? Why can't I trust you? Why do you do this to me? You refuse my need every time! Clearly, I should just never get sick so I never have to endure your disdain for my well being, but my body has been a source of trouble since my memory started, and so I have no choice but to entreat you and retreat before the bill.