I like Lewis Carroll now.
"'Cheshire-Puss,' she began rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however it only grinned a little wider. 'Come, it's pleased so far,' thought Alice, and she went on. 'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said the Cat.
'I don't much care where -----' said Alice.
'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.
'----- so long as I get somewhere,' Alice added as an explanation.
'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough.'" (64-65)
More quotes later if I remember (which, where, and other things). I have to go back down to the basement ...