The stripes in the background vaguely remind me of a couch.
So I came up to the door of my dorm last night, and there were a couple of guys milling about. I immediately jumped to conclusions - they're waiting for someone to come down and get them, and they're going to try to come in when I go in. So when one of the guys grabbed the door handle as I pulled it back, I nearly jumped.
Me - Do I know you ...?
Guy - No, but I'm going to hold the door for you.
A more thought-out entry to follow later, perhaps.